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Poor Richard’s General Store

Advice, Counsel, and Merchandise
From a Man who Knows Something
About Diplomacy and the Good Life

A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
No nation was ever ruined by trade.

Truer words could not have been spoken. They are as valid today as when I borrowed them for my Almanack more than 250 years ago. Yes, you have labored, fed your intellect and shunned the late-night revelry. Now is the time to partake of your wealth and that wisdom by engaging in Commerce with the ADST Nation!

For who can resist the fine wares proffered before you? And what else would you buy with your stores of silver? More food? I say to you that In general, mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. So put down that fork and buy yourself something that won’t go to waist.

And waver not! Never leave until tomorrow that what you can do today. For remember, Wealth is not his that has it, but his that enjoys it.

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. And you will look like the Cat’s Meow in these 100% pre-shrunk cotton t-shirts that you can wear along with your legal briefs.

ADST T-Shirt

…………… Glass, china, and reputation are easily cracked, and never well mended. And neither is the scratch on that car. But these fine Bumper Stickers can do much to cover up any offending defect while proclaiming the profound truth of our Diplomatic Corps.

ADST Bumper Sticker

Never confuse motion with action. So stop playing with that mouse — click and order!